Yo momma jokes.

**game goer** · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:31 am

I have a few

yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning!

yo momma's so dumb, she CLIMBED a GLASS wall TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE

yo momma's so stupid, she SOLD her CAR for GAS MONEY

AND you can look like yo momma, if you could grow a mustache!

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VC · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:48 am

Lol those are funny gg! Laughing

And rr I didn't make that up.

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**Jhayes** · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:12 am

Yo mama jokes are lame

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**waggy1** · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:45 am

Jhayes wrote:

Yo mama jokes are lame

I agree! their rude and insulting and I love my momma

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VC · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:51 am

Guys there just jokes. lol. It's fun to just have a laugh with them.

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**Jhayes** · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:57 am

No I just think there childish lol (and overused)

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VC · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:31 pm

Yea a lot of people use them.

I had a Yo mamma batle at school (we had free time and there was nothing to do) and I won. lol

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**game goer** · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:40 am

Yo mommas so dumb, when she was making lemonade, she standed there for 4 hours because the instructions said "concentrate".

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**Jhayes** · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:32 am

Although I hate them I have some that my friend told me

Your mom is so stupid that she...
starved to death in a grocery shop
tried to drown a fish

Your mom is so fat that...
when I asked for a push up she got one from the ice cream truck
When I said it was chilly outside, she came out running wit h a spoon.

Your mom is so poor that...
she has coupons to the 99 cent store

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**waggy1** · Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:13 am

ok i got a bunch of them

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

i'd say more but i think that's enough for now

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