Rangersrock30 Legendary Poster


Age : 16 Joined : 28 Aug 2007 Posts : 1093 Club penguin name : adrianman Special Features Coins: 115 Infractions: 2 Status: Good Forumer
 | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:38 am | |
| LOL!! those are really good waggy  _________________

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1213dcool Please read the rules

Age : 11 Joined : 28 Sep 2007 Posts : 12 Club penguin name : 1213dcool
 | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:01 am | |
| I have a ton:
Yo Mama So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
they put her photo on food stamps.
when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
burglars break into her home and leave money.
when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
the building society repossed her cardboard box.
she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
I went into her 'living room', stepped on a *** butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"
I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
she does drive by shootings on the school bus.
when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"
You Momma so Poor it took her 10 years to pay for a 5 dollar
My best: Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map! |
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game goer Legendary Poster


Age : 11 Joined : 27 Aug 2007 Posts : 1232 Club penguin name : Game Goer & Personman Special Features Coins: 330 Infractions: 4 Status: Good poster
 | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:56 am | |
| DUUUUUUUDE!!! THATS A LOT!!! lol i love your best _________________
Blargafiggle - Game Goer / SAME PEOPLE
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waggy1 Crazy Dog

Age : 11 Joined : 28 Aug 2007 Posts : 1322 Club penguin name : Waggy1 Special Features Coins: 100,000,000 Infractions: 1 Status: Good poster
 | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:43 pm | |
| LOL!!! She hangs Toilet peper out to dry! LOL!!! _________________ you got mail...  |
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1213dcool Please read the rules

Age : 11 Joined : 28 Sep 2007 Posts : 12 Club penguin name : 1213dcool
 | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:11 am | |
| | I had them written down because one day at school I got really bored, so I wrote all of them down, lol. People at my school think they stink... |
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waggy1 Crazy Dog

Age : 11 Joined : 28 Aug 2007 Posts : 1322 Club penguin name : Waggy1 Special Features Coins: 100,000,000 Infractions: 1 Status: Good poster
 | Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes. Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:55 am | |
| | 1213dcool wrote: | | I had them written down because one day at school I got really bored, so I wrote all of them down, lol. People at my school think they stink... |
they don't stink, i ithnk their pretty funny!  _________________ you got mail...  |
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