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PostSubject: Yo momma jokes.   Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:47 am

In this thread you post all your "yo momma jokes".
Heres one of mine

Yo momma is so fat when she sees whales she starts to sing, "We are family! All my brothers sisters and me!" lol Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes.   Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:56 am

lol
i heard that one!
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your momma is fat that when she wore her raincoat, people were yelling
taxi taxi! lol Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes.   Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:27 am

Lol! I never heard that one!

Heres 2 other ones

yo mamma is so fat when she gets in the elavator itz goin down (you know the song)

yo mamma is so fat her theme song is "meet me mcdonalds!! Itz goin down!"

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes.   Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:30 am

um personally i dont like "yo mamma jokes" i find it rude and insulting to say that about a persons mom
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also i did that once 2 a kid, he started krying, he was an orphan

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes.   Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:36 am

I don't actally insalt people with them I just joke around with my firends.

Another:

Yo mamma is so skinny she ate a peanut m&m and it looked like she was 3 months pregnat. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes.   Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:39 am

LOL!
i can think of any now but in my other joke it was supposed to be yellow rain coat lol

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes.   Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:41 am

Oh I just thought of another!

Yo mamma is so stuiped I showed her a Razor (cell phone) and she tryed to shave with it!! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes.   Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:52 am

lol!
did you make that up?

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes.   Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:39 pm

really I never heard oh Yo momma Jokes...they are kinda funny but can be very insulting

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes.   Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:32 am

i like blondes better...

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