Yo momma jokes.

In this thread you post all your "yo momma jokes".
Heres one of mine

Yo momma is so fat when she sees whales she starts to sing, "We are family! All my brothers sisters and me!" lol

lol
i heard that one!
umm
your momma is fat that when she wore her raincoat, people were yelling
taxi taxi! lol

Lol! I never heard that one!

Heres 2 other ones

yo mamma is so fat when she gets in the elavator itz goin down (you know the song)

yo mamma is so fat her theme song is "meet me mcdonalds!! Itz goin down!"

um personally i dont like "yo mamma jokes" i find it rude and insulting to say that about a persons mom

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also i did that once 2 a kid, he started krying, he was an orphan

I don't actally insalt people with them I just joke around with my firends.

Another:

Yo mamma is so skinny she ate a peanut m&m and it looked like she was 3 months pregnat.

LOL!
i can think of any now but in my other joke it was supposed to be yellow rain coat lol

Oh I just thought of another!

Yo mamma is so stuiped I showed her a Razor (cell phone) and she tryed to shave with it!!

did you make that up?

really I never heard oh Yo momma Jokes...they are kinda funny but can be very insulting

i like blondes better...

I have a few

yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning!

yo momma's so dumb, she CLIMBED a GLASS wall TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE

yo momma's so stupid, she SOLD her CAR for GAS MONEY

AND you can look like yo momma, if you could grow a mustache!

Lol those are funny gg!

And rr I didn't make that up.

Yo mama jokes are lame

Jhayes wrote:

Yo mama jokes are lame

I agree! their rude and insulting and I love my momma

Guys there just jokes. lol. It's fun to just have a laugh with them.

No I just think there childish lol (and overused)

Yea a lot of people use them.

I had a Yo mamma batle at school (we had free time and there was nothing to do) and I won. lol

Yo mommas so dumb, when she was making lemonade, she standed there for 4 hours because the instructions said "concentrate".

Although I hate them I have some that my friend told me

Your mom is so stupid that she...
starved to death in a grocery shop
tried to drown a fish

Your mom is so fat that...
when I asked for a push up she got one from the ice cream truck
When I said it was chilly outside, she came out running wit h a spoon.

Your mom is so poor that...
she has coupons to the 99 cent store

ok i got a bunch of them

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

i'd say more but i think that's enough for now

LOL!! those are really good waggy

I have a ton:

Yo Mama So Poor

that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

they put her photo on food stamps.

when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

burglars break into her home and leave money.

when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

the building society repossed her cardboard box.

she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.

I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.

when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."

I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...

when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...

she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

I went into her 'living room', stepped on a *** butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"

I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

she does drive by shootings on the school bus.

when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"

You Momma so Poor it took her 10 years to pay for a 5 dollar




My best:
Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map!

DUUUUUUUDE!!!
THATS A LOT!!!

lol i love your best

LOL!!! She hangs Toilet peper out to dry! LOL!!!

I had them written down because one day at school I got really bored, so I wrote all of them down, lol. People at my school think they stink...